Prophecies 101: Beat the Air with Heresy

Welcome, novice seer! In this esteemed institution, we'll teach you how to conjure the art of prophecies, but not just any prophecies - the ones that defy the mundane, the ones that defy the air!

Lesson 1: The Ancient Art of Heresy-Surfing

In this lesson, you'll learn the fundamentals of predicting the unpredictable. You'll master the art of gazing into the void and finding the hidden patterns that govern reality.

Hyperlinks:

• Air Waves: The Secret to Reading the Unreadable
• Void Gazing: The Art of Finding Patterns in Nothingness

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